CandyGirl07

Stay at home mother to two beautiful girls. Wife of a PHP Ninja. In-N-Out Associate on the weekends. Diagnosed with Myasthenia Gravis in 2012.
~ Wednesday, July 30 ~
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lacigreen:

farfromthepacific:

cigarettesandwaffles:

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun

lacigreen:

farfromthepacific:

cigarettesandwaffles:

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun


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zohbugg:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.

The mom in the last one is so done lmao


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God, I love her!! :)

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unnostalgic:

if only i could lose weight like i lose friends

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That’s so fucked up! Hahaha

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~ Tuesday, July 29 ~
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My sleep schedule is all off whack :( my eyes have been burning for 4-5 hours now, but I can’t get to sleep. This is LAME!!

Tags: lame cant sleep
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massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good


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tastefullyoffensive:

[wcb231]

Right?? Haha suckas!!!


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sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

I hate this. Why is he posing with this shit?

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puddletumbles:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

image

Wtf is going on??

(Source: best-of-memes)


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movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 


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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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~ Monday, July 28 ~
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15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

Sound familiar

(Source: 16yrold)


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